A young man was pushing a screaming, bellowing baby in the cart at the supermarket.
The man kept repeating softly, “Don’t get excited, Albert. Albert, don’t scream. It’s no good yelling, Albert. We’ll be home soon, Albert. Albert, keep calm.”
An observant woman approached the young man and said, “You certainly are to be commended for showing such patience with little Albert.”
The man rolled his eyes at the woman and said, “Lady, the kid’s name is Charlie. I’m Albert.”
