A man and his wife were having hard financial times, so they decided she could make money as a prostitute. Being new and not quite sure what to do, she asked her husband what to do.
He explained, “Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him a hundred bucks. If you’ve got any questions, I’ll be parked around the corner.”
Not five minutes go by when a John pulled up and asked, “How much?”
“A hundred dollars,” the woman announced.
“Damn! All I’ve got is thirty,” the man sighed.
“Hold on,” said the woman, and she ran back to her husband. “What can he get for thirty dollars?”
“You can use your hand to jerk him off,” he replied.
She ran back and told the guy that all he could have for $30 was a hand job. He agreed, so she got in the car and unzipped his pants.
Out popped an incredibly large cock. It was the biggest she had ever seen. She stared at it for a minute, and said, “I’ll be right back.”
She ran back around the corner to her husband and said, “I need you to loan this guy 70 bucks!”
