Teacher: What’s wrong?
Little Johnny: Our house is very small. Me, my mum,my dad, we sleep on the same bed. Every night my dad asks, ‘Little Johnny are you sleeping?’ Then I say No and then he slaps my face and gives me a Black eye”
Teacher: Tonight when your dad asks again, keep dead quiet and don’t answer.
The following morning Little Johnny comes back with a severe black eye again.
Teacher: My goodness why the black eye again?
Little Johnny: Dad asked me again, Little Johnny are you sleeping? And I shut up and kept dead still. Then my dad and my mom started moving, u know, at the same time Mum was breathing very heavy, kicking her legs up frantically and squealing like a hyena on the bed. Then my dad asked my mum, are you coming? Mum said, Yes I’m coming, are you coming too? Dad answered, yes. They don’t usually go anywhere without me so I said, wait for me, I’m coming too!
