On a passenger flight, the pilot came over the public address system to greet the passengers. He told them the altitude they’d be flying, expected arrival time, a bit about the weather, and then told them to relax and enjoy the flight.
Forgetting to turn off the microphone, he turned to the co-pilot and said, “What I could really go for right now is a cup of coffee and a blowjob.”
All the passengers heard it.
Mortified by what had just occurred, the stewardess began to run toward the cockpit to inform the pilot that his mic was still on.
As the stewardess rushed by, an elderly woman in an aisle seat shouted, “Don’t forget the coffee, honey!”
