A man walked into a pub and saw a sign hanging over the bar which read:
“Cheese Sandwich: $1.50; Chicken Sandwich: $2.50; Hand Job: $10.00.”
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walked up and beckoned the exceptionally attractive blonde behind the bar.
“Yes?” she enquired with a knowing smile, “Can I help you?”
“I was wondering,” whispered the man, “Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?”
“Yes,” she purred, “I am.”
The man replied, “Well, go wash your hands. I want a cheese sandwich!”
