Two good ol’ boys from Alabama who loved to fish heard that up in Canada they had a thing called “ice fishing”. They decided to go up there and try it. When they got there, they saw that the lake was frozen nicely.
So they headed down the road to a local bait shop. One of them said, “We’re gonna need an ice pick.” So they got it along with their other bait and tackle.
About a half hour later, one of the rednecks returned to the bait shop and said, “We’re gonna need about another dozen ice picks.”
The attendant at the shop was curious, but bagged 12 more ice picks and rang up the customer’s order.
An hour later the man was back. “We’re gonna need all the ice picks you got,” he said.
The bait shop attendant was dying to know what this was about. As he retrieved the last of his ice pick stock he asked, “By the way, how are you fellas doing?”
“Not very well at all,” said the redneck. “We ain’t even got the boat in the water yet.”
