An armed masked man burst into a bank and yelled “EVERYBODY PUT YOUR HANDS UP, THIS IS A ROBBERY!”
Terrified, the patrons and staff complied.
As the robber loaded up his sack with cash, his mask slipped off. He quickly pulled it back up and saw two guys who may have seen his face.
He pointed his gun at the first guy, “Did you see my face?”
“Yes”
BANG! He shot him dead on the spot.
The robber pointed his gun at the second guy, “Did you see my face?”
The second guy pointed to a woman sitting in the reception area, “No, but my mother in law did!”
