It was the first day of school, and the new first grade teacher was taking down the children’s names.
One boy spoke up and said, “My name is Johnny Fuchauer.” (F*ck-hour)
Miffed by the obvious fake name, the teacher retorted, “There’ll be none of that nonsense this year, Johnny! Now tell me your REAL name!”
The kid said, “No, really teacher, it IS Johnny Fuchauer. You can go across the hall to second grade and ask my brother if you don’t believe me!”
So the teacher went across the hall and knocked on the second grade classroom door. The second grade teacher had stepped out for a moment, so the first grade teacher entered the room and asked the class, “Do you have a Fuchauer in here?”
A kid in the front row replied, A fuck hour? Heck, we don’t even get a cookie break!”
