Two cowboys were a couple miles outside of town on a trail they used for herding cattle.
One of the cowboys stopped to take a pee. As he was relieving himself, a rattlesnake sprung from the bush and bit him right on the penis. He called his buddy for help.
Not knowing what to do, his buddy jumped on his horse and raced into town seeking a cure.
Once he reached the doctors office, he ran inside and explained the situation.
The doctor told the cowboy that the only way to save his friend would be to suck the poison out.
With that knowledge, the cowboy jumped back on his horse and raced back to his friend.
“What did the doctor say?” said the ailing cowboy.
“He said you’re gonna die.”
