A soviet butcher came out, looked at the long line, and yelled, “We don’t have enough for all of you today! All the Jews, get out of the line and go home!”
After another hour of waiting, the butcher came out again and looked at the line. He yelled, “We don’t have enough for all of you! If you’re not a member of the communist party, get out of the line and go home!”
After another hour, the butcher came out again. “We don’t have enough for all of you! , unless you’re a veteran of the great patriotic war, get out of the line and go home!”
After another hour, the butcher came out. “We are completely out of meat for today! Everybody go home!”
One communist then turned to the other and said, “Yibat! What did I tell you, comrade? The Jews get all the luck!”
