Bill suffered from chronic respiratory issues, so his doctor suggested he move to Arizona for his health.
After he got settled into his new home, he noticed that an old man lived next door. Bill went out to meet the old man and said, “My doctor told me to move here for my health. So tell me, is this really a healthy place?”
“It sure is,” the old man replied. “Why when I first arrived here I couldn’t say one word, I had hardly a hair on my head, I didn’t have the strength to walk across a room, and I had to be lifted out of bed.”
“That’s wonderful!” said Bill. “How long have you lived here?”
The old man smiled, “I was born here.”