A Matter of Life and Death

A police officer pulled a man over for speeding.

As the officer approached the car he could see that the man was very anxious about something.

“Good afternoon, Sir. Do you know why I stopped you?”

“Yes, officer. I know I was speeding, but it is a matter of life or death.”

“Oh, really? How’s that?”

“There’s a naked woman waiting for me at home.”

“I don’t see how that is a matter of life or death.”

“If I don’t get home before my wife does, I’m a dead man!”

A Matter of Life and Death
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