A police officer pulled a man over for speeding.
As the officer approached the car he could see that the man was very anxious about something.
“Good afternoon, Sir. Do you know why I stopped you?”
“Yes, officer. I know I was speeding, but it is a matter of life or death.”
“Oh, really? How’s that?”
“There’s a naked woman waiting for me at home.”
“I don’t see how that is a matter of life or death.”
“If I don’t get home before my wife does, I’m a dead man!”