A Night at the Theater

An usher at a movie theater noticed a customer laying across three seats near the back of the theater. He told the customer that he can only take up one seat.

The customer just moaned and rolled his eyes.

The usher went to get his supervisor who came back and told the customer he must only take one seat or he will call the police.

Once again the customer just moaned and rolled his eyes.

The supervisor called the police, who came and told the customer that he has been told by the usher and the manager to sit up and that he can only take up one seat. “What’s wrong with you?” they ask.

The customer just moaned and rolled his eyes.

Scratching his head, the police officer then asked the man “Where did you come from?”

Slowly the man lifted a hand in the air, and said “The balcony.”

A Night at the Theater
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