Aging Romance

Claude and Maude were both in their 80’s. Both of them were living in the same retirement village in Florida.

One evening they met at the singles club meeting and discovered over time that they enjoyed each others company.

After several weeks of meeting for coffee, Claude asked Maude out for dinner and much to his delight, she accepted.

They had a lovely evening.

They dined at the most romantic restaurant in town. Despite their age, they went to his place for an after-dinner drink.

Things continued along a natural course and age being no inhibitor, Maude soon joined Claude for a most enjoyable roll in the sack. As they were basking in the glow of the magic moments they’d shared, each was lost for a time in their own thoughts.

Claude was thinking, “If I’d known she was a virgin, I would have been gentler.”

Meanwhile, Maude was thinking, “If I’d known he could still do it, I would have taken off my pantyhose.”

Aging Romance
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