In a Seattle, Washington college classroom, they were discussing the qualifications to be President of the United States. It was pretty simple – the candidate must be a natural born citizen of at least 35 years of age. However, one girl in the class immediately started in on how unfair was the requirement to be a natural born citizen. In short, her opinion was that this requirement prevented many capable individuals from becoming president. The class was taking it in and letting her rant, but everyone’s jaw hit the floor when she wrapped up her argument by stating, “What makes a natural born citizen any more qualified to lead this country than one born by C-section?”
Pathos in the Plumbing
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The United States may be a fair bit further south than where my European ancestors came from, nevertheless, it is still capable of getting rather cold here in the winter.
There is this little joke we tell people in Ohio. They probably tell this joke, or some variation of it, in a few other states, but I've always heard it about Ohio. Here's how it goes: In Ohio, we have four seasons. "Almost Winter", "Winter", "Still Winter", and "Construction".
Here lately though, the "Construction" season seems to be getting longer, and since I actually prefer the cooler weather, it's always a relief when those temperatures begin to fall.
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