It is possible to deduce the zodiac sign of a new sex partner by the first thing they say after coitus.
Aries: OK, let’s do it again.
Taurus: I’m hungry. Pass me the pizza.
Gemini: Have you seen the remote?
Cancer: When are we getting married?
Leo: Wasn’t I fantastic?
Virgo: I need to wash the sheets.
Libra: I liked it if you liked it.
Scorpio: Perhaps I should untie you.
Sagittarius: Don’t call me – I’ll call you.
Capricorn: Do you have a business card?
Aquarius: Now let’s try with our clothes off.
Pisces: What did you say your name was again?
