A midget was waiting to get on a bus when a busty blonde stepped on him.
The first time this happened, he decided not to say anything. However, once again the blonde stepped on him. He looked upwards and shouted, “Hey you big dumb brunette, watch where you’re stepping.”
She looked down and said, “I am not a brunette, I’m a blonde!”
The midget replied, “Not from where I’m standing, you’re not!”