A husband and wife were shopping at the grocery when the man picked up a case of Bud Light and put it in the cart.
“What do you think you’re doing?” asked the wife.
“They’re on sale! Only $15 for 24 cans”, he said.
“Put it back. We can’t afford it,” the wife scorned.
A few aisles later the woman picked up a $30 jar of face cream and put it in the cart.
“What do you think you’re doing?” asked the husband.
“It’s my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,” she replied.
“So does a case of Bud Light, and it’s only half the price!”