Firehouse System

A man who worked for the fire department came home from work one day and told his wife, “You know, we have a wonderful system at the firehouse.
Bell #1 rings, and we all put our jackets on.
Bell #2 rings, and we all slide down the pole.
Bell #3 rings, and we are on the truck and ready to go!”

“So,” he continued, “from now on, we’re going to run this house the same way.
When I say Bell #1, I want you to strip naked.
When I say Bell #2, I want you to jump into bed
And when I say Bell #3, we’re going to make love all night!”

The wife seemed pretty agreeable with this arrangement.

The next night, he came home from work and yelled,
“Bell #1!”- The wife took off all her clothes.
“Bell #2!”- The wife jumped into bed.
“Bell #3!”- They began passionate loving.

After two minutes, the wife yelled, “Bell #4!”

The confused husband asked, “What the hell is Bell #4?”

“More hose!” she yelled, “You’re nowhere near the fire!”

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