Chad and his wife were watching “Who Wants to be a Millionaire” while lying in bed.
Chad turned to his wife and asked, “Do you want to have sex?”
“Not tonight,” she answered.
“Well, is that your final answer?” he asked wryly.
Rolling her eyes his wife said, “Yes.”
Chad remarked, “Then I’d like to phone a friend.”
And that’s when the fight started.
