A Blonde, a red head, and a brunette were walking along an island beach. One of them found a bottle and a genie popped out.
The genie said he would grant each of them one wish.
The blonde said, “I need to get off this island. I wish for a rowboat.”
With a flash, a rowboat appeared and she rushed it out into the water.
The redhead said, “I also need to get off this island, so I wish for a jet ski.”
With a flash, the jet ski appeared, and the redhead rushed it out into the water, overtaking the blonde.
The genie then turned to the brunette as she shook her head.
”I guess I’ll take a million dollars,” said the brunette, “and just use the bridge to get back home.”