Mad Cow Interview

A female reporter was interviewing a farmer, “I am here to collect information on the possible sources of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this disease?”
The farmer stared at the reporter and said, “Did you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?”
The report was obviously embarrassed by the farmer’s candor as she continued, “Well, sir, that’s a new piece of information but what’s the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?”
The farmer then points out, “Miss, did you know that we milk a cow twice a day?”
Now slightly annoyed she queried, “Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point?”
The farmer surmised, “I am getting to the point, Miss. Just imagine, if I was playing with your tits twice a day and only screwing you once a year, wouldn’t YOU get mad?”

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