Milk Bath

A blonde heard that baths in milk would make her skin beautiful, so she left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.

When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons.

So he knocked on the door to clarify the point.

The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, “I found your note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?”

The blonde says, “No, I want 25 gallons. I’m going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again.”

The milkman remarked, “Well, that’s an awful lot of milk. Do you need it Pasteurized?”

The blonde says, “No, just up to my tits. I can splash it on my eyes if I need to!”

Milk Bath
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