A man called home to his wife and said, “Honey I have been asked to fly to Canada with my boss and several of his friends for fishing. We’ll be gone for a Long weekend. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I’ve been wanting so could you please pack enough clothes for a 3 day weekend, and get out my rod and tackle box from the attic? We’re leaving at 4:30 pm from the office, so I’ll swing by the house to pick up my things. Oh! And please pack my new navy blue silk pajamas.”
The wife thought something about this sounded a bit fishy, but being the good wife, she did exactly what her husband asked.
Following the long weekend he came home a little tired, but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomed him warmly and asked if he caught many fish.
“Oh yes! Lots of Walleye, some Bass, and a few Pike,” said the husband. Then he abruptly changed the subject and asked, “But why didn’t you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to?”
“I did,” she replied in an icy tone. “They were in your tackle box.”