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Pathos in the Plumbing
When it comes to business management, there are typically two types: Those who do too much, and those who do too little. The ones who do it right are like magical unicorns, and if you're currently job hunting, you ain't gonna find 'em.
Oddly, the worst are the ones who do way too much. It's hard to get ahead in a place like that, and you're left feeling like you're a fifth wheel that's about to get laid off.
Flush Twice proudly presents:
In the old days, bots flew over the internet in giant flocks so dense, they could block out all meaningful discourse. It was infuriating for everyone who had a website. The creative spellings of Cialis were endless, and their broken links were mildly curious until you realized that they weren't really trying to sell your visitors something; they were trying to ruin your site.
Many anti-spam plugins were born. Some involve captchas, some utilized alien brain waves, but for the most part, spam was something that you really didn't see very much of anymore. Instead, as a webmaster, you saw messages from your anti-spam solution telling you just how wonderful a job it was doing by protecting you from spam.
So I got to thinking... Just how much spam am I really getting these days? It turns out, it's not a whole lot. I deleted my anti-spam plugin, and apparently even the spambots hate my site. There have been only five (5) spam comments in the past month. Basically it's about one spam per week, which is more than twice the rate of legitimate comments.
Wait... I have legitimate comments? Huh... Apparently there are 53 of them since 2016, so yes, yes there are actual people making occasional comments. Of course about half those comments are from me replying to the nice folks who bothered to make the comments, so that would make the spam rate about four times the rate of people making comments which basically doesn't mean shit, because Zombo.com is still getting more daily visitors than Flush Twice.
Oh, I shouldn't really complain though... Oh wait. That's why I'm here in the first place. It's a Sunday rant, and today I'm ranting that I don't get very much comment spam for some reason. Damn. I sure do rant about some really stupid shit.
So what do you think? Leave a spam-like comment in the comments below, and I'll be sure to personally delete it.
Before I sign off, I just want to give a special thanks to Glenn A. and George L. for this week's jokes. Flush Twice would not be possible if not for the dedicated people who contribute the jokes to this site. You can contribute jokes here or by emailing them to email@example.com.
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What is Flush Twice?
This is another JOTD (Joke of the Day) website. New jokes are published every Monday through Friday (midnight EST). There is also a comic that occasionally gets posted on the weekend.
Most of the jokes are offensive. This site publishes offensive jokes because offensive jokes make the reader feel uncomfortable with the taboo subject and thus enhances the underlying humor that would simply not be as funny without it.
So what makes a joke funny? Well, it boils down to a sudden shift in perception. The story starts you thinking one way, then the punchline turns that thinking on its ear. The art of the joke is to craft a short story that isn't overly contrived, then deliver a punchline that suddenly shifts your perception about the story you were being told.
(Just thought you might like to know.)