Sneaking Into Bed

bedRick was extremely fond of hanging out at the local bar and drinking to excess. Naturally his wife did not approve.
One night, he was at the bar and he got extremely drunk. He tried to stand up, but immediately fell to the floor. He tried a few more times, but each time he kept falling to the floor. People offered to help him, but he rejected their offers of assistance. He finally ended up dragging himself home and sneaking into bed, somehow thinking his wife would not know.
The next morning, Rick’s wife says, “Rick, you worthless idiot! You good for nothing drunk! You were at that bar last night drinking again!”
Rick was slightly hung over and confused. “How did you find out?” he asked sheepishly.
“The bar called,” she said. “You left your wheelchair there.”

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