A man was talking to his wife one evening and said, “You know, I was thinking of going down to the bar tonight and entering that big dick contest.”
“Oh honey,” she exclaimed, “I don’t want you taking that out in public!”
“But sweet thing,” he said, “the prize is $200!”
“I don’t care,” she replied, “I don’t want you showing that thing to everybody.”
So he let the subject drop until the following night when his wife walked in on him in the bedroom, counting out two hundred dollars. “Did you go down and enter that big dick contest last night after I told you not to?”
“Please forgive me, sweetheart,” he said.
“You mean you took that thing out for everybody to see?” she said, as the tears welled up in her eyes.
The man looked at her fondly and said, “Only enough to win.”