A man had three daughters ages 5, 7, and 9. One morning, the oldest daughter came up to him and asked, “Dad, why am I named Rose?”
The father responded by saying “Because on the day you were born, a rose petal fell on your head.”
The next day the middle daughter asked the father, “Daddy, why am I called Daisy?”
The father again responded by saying “Because when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head.”
Another day went by and the youngest daughter started screaming gibberish. The father looked at her and yelled, “Shut up, Brick!”
