The Drunken Barfly

A drunk blonde sat at the bar and called out, “Barfender, I’d like a marhini for my heartburn.”

The barman mixed her drink and put in down in front of her.

A few minutes later, she called him over and said, “Barfender, I’d like a marhini for my heartburn.”

He rolled his eyes but mixed her drink anyway and set it down in front of her.

A few minutes later, she waved him over again and said, “Barfender, I’d like a marhini for my heartburn.”

The barman looked her up and down and said, “First off, it’s bartender, not barfender. Second off, it’s martini, not marhini. And finally, you don’t have heartburn, your left tit is laying in the ashtray.”

The Drunken Barfly
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