The Four Animals of a Woman’s Desire

Valerie and Linda were chatting over coffee, when Linda remarked, “All I want out of life is the four animals that my Mom always said I would need.”

Puzzled, Valerie asked, “Really and what four animals would that be?”

Linda took a sip from her coffee and said, “A mink on my back, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bed, and a jackass to pay for all of it.”

The Four Animals of a Woman’s Desire
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