The Hillbilly’s Hankering

sodTwo hillbillies were on the front porch swigging their moonshine when a sod truck drove by. “That’s what I’m gonna do when I win the lottery!” shouts the one.

“What? You’re gonna drive a truck?” his buddy replied.

“No you idiot!” retorted the first. “I’m gonna send my lawn out to be mowed.”




The Hillbilly’s Hankering
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