The husband came home from work one day to find his wife had disappeared.
He got very worried and gathered up all his friends to search for her with no success.
Two days later the man returned home to find her in the kitchen.
He asked her what happened and why she hasn’t been home for so long.
She replied, “These four men kidnapped and had wild sex with me for a week.”
The shaken husband tried to wrap his head around what she was telling him and asked, “It’s only been two days, so what do you mean when you say a week?”
“Well I just stopped by to get something to eat before I went back.”