The Lawyer’s Plumber

After finding a leak in the bathroom, the lawyer’s secretary called the plumber, who fixed it in a matter of minutes.

The bill, however, was substantial. So substantial that the lawyer called to complain. “You weren’t here for more than ten minutes,” he said, “and I don’t charge that much for an hour.”

“I know,” retorted the plumber sympathetically, “and I didn’t either, when I was a lawyer.”

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