The US Coast Guard was out patrolling in the gulf of Mexico when they spotted a small boat speeding towards the Texas shoreline. They decided to intercept the vessel to determine what they were up to. On board, they discovered three Mexicans.
“So what are you three doing heading towards the US?” asked the captain.
“We’re here to invade and take over the United States,” the three amigos replied.
The captain laughed, “Just you three?”
“Actually, we’re the last three,” said one of the Mexicans. “The other 12 million of us are already in your country.”