The Palestinian Immigrant

Yusuf had been arrested outside a nightclub in New York city and was being grilled by Homeland Security.

“This is all a big misunderstanding,” pleaded the suspect. “I’m not a terrorist!”

“That’s not what the arresting officer told us,” replied the interrogator. “He said you were planning on blowing yourself up to sleep with 72 virgins!”

“That’s preposterous!” cried Yusuf. “All I said was, I’m dying to get laid!”

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