The Perfect Penis

Little Suzy asked her friend Bobby what a penis was.

Bobby wasn’t sure, so he told Suzy he would ask his dad.

That evening Bobby asked his dad what a penis was. His dad exposed himself to his son and with his penis in hand said, “Son this is a penis. In fact, if you take a good look you will see that this is a perfect penis.”

The next day Bobby met with Suzy behind a hedge.

Bobby pulled down his shorts and said, “Suzy, this is a penis. In fact, if it were three inches shorter it would be a perfect penis!”

The Perfect Penis
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