A young politician was getting his first tailor-made suit. A week after the tailor took the measurement, the young man went in for his first fitting.
The new suit looked amazing. He was convinced that his sharp appearance would win him many votes.
As he admired himself in front of the mirror, he reached down to put his hands in the pockets, but to his surprise, there were no pockets!
“Why doesn’t this suit have any pockets?” queried the candidate.
“You’re running for office.” the tailor stated flatly.
The young man retorted, “Of course, but what does that have to do with anything?”
The tailor remarked, “Well who ever heard of a politician putting his hands in his own pockets?”
