The Secret to a Long and Happy Life

A woman went up to an elderly looking man who was contently rocking in a chair on his porch.

“I couldn’t help noticing how happy you look,” she said. “What’s your secret for a long happy life?”

“I smoke about three packs a day,” he said. “I also like to drink about case of whiskey every week. I also find it helps to eat delicious fatty foods, but never waste time trying to exercise.”

“That’s amazing,” the woman said. “How old are you?’

“I’ll be twenty-eight in June,” he said.

The Secret to a Long and Happy Life
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One Response to The Secret to a Long and Happy Life

  1. f2x says:

    Well fuck me, right?

    Today’s joke wasn’t late because I didn’t have one ready. I accidentally scheduled two jokes for Wednesday.

    But since I stop in almost every day, I was able to correct my error before noon.

    Sorry about that.

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