The Toilet Paper Trick

toilet paperThe wife kept staring at the mirror pushing her chest out and trying to push her bust up. After about twenty minutes of this, her husband asked, “Hon, what are you doing?”
“I just wish my breasts were bigger,” she replied.
“Well if that’s all it is,” he said, “just rub some toilet paper on them every evening before you go to bed.”
“What on earth for? I’ve never heard of such a crazy thing!” she scorned.
“Well it worked for your ass didn’t it?”

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