A man walked into a bar on a slow night and sat down. After a few minutes, the bartender asked him if he wanted a drink. The man replied, “No thanks. I don’t drink. I tried it once, but I didn’t like it.”
The bartender then asked, “Would you care for a cigarette?”
The man replied, “No thanks. I don’t smoke. I tried it once, but I didn’t like it.”
Not giving up, the bartender invited the man to play a game of pool, but again the man responded with, “No thanks. I don’t like pool. I tried it once, but I didn’t like it. As a matter of fact, I wouldn’t be here at all, but I’m waiting for my son.”
The bartender remarked, “Let me guess… Your only son?”