When You Grow Up

The teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: “What do you want to be when you grow up?”
Little Petey raises his hand and says, “I wanna start out as a Marine Pilot, then become a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest hooker, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while banging her like a loose screen door in a hurricane.”
The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with this horrible response from little Petey, decides not to acknowledge what he said and simply try to continue with the lesson, “And how about you, Sarah?”
“I wanna be Petey’s bitch.”

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