Why I Got Married

While sitting at the bar, Tony was telling his pals how excited he was about his upcoming wedding.

His older friend Saul explained, “You know, twenty years ago, I got married so that I could get laid 3 or 4 times a week.”

“What are you talking about, Saul?” remarked Tony. “You aren’t even married!”

Saul explained, “That’s because ten years ago, I got divorced for the same reason!”

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