“You’ll be fine,” the doctor soothed after finishing the young woman’s surgery.
“But,” she asked, “How long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again, doctor?”
The surgeon seemed to pause, and his face reddened as a small drop ran down his cheek from the corner of his eye.
The young woman was alarmed. “What’s the matter, doctor?” she asked, “I will be all right, won’t I?”
He replied, “Yes, you’ll be fine. It’s just that no woman has ever asked me that after having their tonsils taken out.”