Did you hear? Al-Qaeda have hidden bombs in tins of Alphabet Spaghetti.
If they go off, they could spell disaster!
What do blonds and spaghetti have in common?
They both wriggle when you eat them.
Here’s a new Pasta Diet guaranteed to help you lose weight!
You walk pasta grocery, you walk pasta restaurants and fast food chains, and you keep on walking pasta your refrigerator!
A rather successful American businessman went on trip to Italy to expand his company’s operations over seas. While he was there, he had an extramarital affair with a young Italian girl. Not long after, she came sobbing to him and told him that she was pregnant by him and didn’t know what to do.
“Don’t worry my dear,” he said. “I’m very wealthy and I’ll see to the child’s needs and yours so long as you can be discreet and not reveal to my wife of our affair.” The businessman gave her a mailing address and went back to the States.
Sure enough, nine months later he was sitting in his den at home when his wife came in with the mail. She remarked, “That’s strange. You got a postcard today from Italy. It says you need to send payment for three spaghetti dinners, two with meatballs, one without.
Why don’t Italians like to barbecue?
Because the spaghetti keeps falling through the grill!