A doctor bumped into one of his patients in the checkout line at the grocery store. In his usual friendly manner, he said, “Hi! How are you?”
The woman gave the doctor a withering stare and said, “How am I? I’ll tell you how I am! My legs hurt, my chest is sore, my heart is beating too fast, and I can’t sleep! On top of that I have horrible headaches, constipation, and stomach pains too!”
The doctor looked at the lady with compassion, “If you’re feeling so awful, why don’t you make an appointment to come see me?”
The woman let out a sigh and said, “I was just waiting until I felt a little better.”
