A homeless guy walked into a bar. The bartender asks what he wants while encouraging him to leave.
The homeless man promises he’ll leave if he can get a cocktail stick.Reluctantly, without question, the bartender agrees and gives the homeless man a cocktail stick, and he’s back on his way.
A few minutes later, another homeless man walks into the bar and asks the same thing.
The bartender is confused. Not wanting to put his paying customers off, he shrugs, and offers the same deal, “I’ll give you one, if you leave immediately”.The homeless man agrees, grabs the cocktail stick and rushes back outside.
A while goes by, a 3rd homeless man walks in, before he could speak, the bartender stops him and says: “Let me guess, you want a cocktail stick?”
The homeless man says, “No, no! can I have a straw please?”
The bartender asks “Why? 2 of your buddies have come in asking for cocktail sticks, why do you want a straw?”
The homeless man replies: “Someone threw up outside, and all the best bits are gone”
