A woman was sitting at home one morning when she heard a knock at the door.
She went to the door and saw a man standing there. He asked, “Do you have a vagina?”
She slammed the door in disgust.
The next morning she heard another knock at the door. It was the same man and again asked the woman, “Do you have a vagina?”
And again she slammed the door on him.
When her husband came home that night, she told him what had happened for the past two days.
With love and concern the husband said, “Honey, I’ll stay home from work tomorrow just incase this guy shows up again.”
The next morning they heard a knock at the door. The husband whispered to his wife, “Honey, I’m going to listen from behind the door. I want you to answer yes to the question to see where he’s going with this.”
She gave her husband a nod and then opened the door.
Sure enough the same fellow was standing there asking, “Do you have a Vagina?”
“Yes I do.” said the lady.
The man replied, “Good! Tell your husband to use it and leave my wife’s alone!”
This gets reposted about daily on Reddit.
I’m not monitoring /r/jokes at this time, so coincidental collisions are bound to happen. I personally didn’t find it to be all that great of a joke, but it’s been e-mailed to me a number of times, and it finally wore me down. The good news is, I try like hell to avoid duplicating jokes on here, so this is its one and only instance on Flush Twice.
Pax.