A woman found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the veterinarian. He found that the problem was hair in its ears. He trimmed and cleaned both ears, and the dog could hear fine.
The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that if she wanted to keep this from reoccurring, she should go to the store and get some depilatory cream and rub it in the dog’s ears once a month.
The lady went to the drug store and asked for some depilatory cream.
As the druggist handed her a tube of “Nair”, he told her, “If you’re going to use this under your arms don’t use deodorant for a few days.”
The lady replied, “I’m not using it under my arms.”
The druggist then advised, “If you’re using it on your legs don’t shave for a couple of days.”
The lady said, “I’m not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I’m using it on my Schnauzer.”
The druggist furrowed his brow, and then said, “Stay off your bicycle for a week.”
