Monday Night Football

I'm going to try out a daily joke again... If you think you saw that exact same joke posted elsewhere... You're probably right.

I’m going to try out a daily joke again… If you think you saw that exact same joke posted elsewhere… You’re probably right.


Guy walks into a Bar on a Monday, sees the Jets game on. He asks the bartender to turn up the volume. Bartender asks, “So you’re a Jets fan?”
“Yeah, once again I am,” the guy replies. The bartender asks him what that means, so he elaborates. “When I was a little boy, I liked the Jets. But when I got a little older, I started to like girls. But now that I’m a little older, I like the Jets again.”
“Why did you switch back and forth like that?” the bartender asks.
The guy says, “Well, I finally realized something: there are times when a woman will refuse to fuck you, but the Jets will always fuck you. ”

 

 

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