The Cowboy and Indians
A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy and bring him back to their camp to meet
the chief. The chief says to the cowboy, “You going to die. But we sorry for
you, so give you one wish a day for three days. On sundown of third day, you
die.
What is first wish?” The cowboy says, “I want to see my horse.” The Indians
get his horse. The cowboy grabs the horse’s ear and whispers something, then
slaps the horse on the ass. The horse takes off. Two hours later, the horse
comes back with a naked blonde.
She jumps off the horse and goes into the teepee with the cowboy. The Indians
look at each other, figuring, “Typical white man … can only think of one
thing.”
The second day, the chief says, “What your wish today?” The cowboy says, “I
want to see my horse again.” The Indians bring him his horse. The cowboy
leans over to the horse and whispers something in the horses ear, then slaps
it on the ass. Two hours later, the horse comes back with a naked redhead.
She gets off and goes in the teepee with the cowboy. The Indians shake their
heads, figuring, “Typical white man … going to die tomorrow and can only
think of one thing.”
The last day comes, and the chief says, “This your last wish, white man. What
you want?” The cowboy says, “I want to see my horse again.” The Indians
bring him his horse. The cowboy grabs the horse by both ears, twists them
hard and yells, “Read my lips! POSSE, damn it! P-O-S-S-E!”
